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Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real”

You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and “greeting card” holidays

Why you’re hot: you don’t just play hard to get – you are hard to get

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

What mine really says is……

PLEASE KILL ME

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