Things I learned in One Single Day

1.    To play “How to Save a Life” by The Fray.
2.    How to Scare Idiots Away –just sing along with your iPod while maintaining eye contact with them simultaneously.
3.    I can be replaced. Easily.
4.    If your truck breaks down it’s far better for it to crap-out at a service station rather than the middle of nowhere.
5.    Having an actuator replaced in a steering column costs $340.00 even though the part itself costs $15.00
6.    My headaches no longer respond to aspirin.
7.    There Are Still Some Funny Videos hidden out there and thanks to WhoreChurch for this one. Jesus’ New Crime Show!

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Now you’ll have to excuse me while I go into the kitchen, fix myself a club soda and bitters, and bang my head against the fridge.

~Miss R

One thought on “Things I learned in One Single Day

  1. I do what I can.

    Oh, and I also found out a dislocated rib doesn’t respond well to ibuprofen (800mg) either. Just in case you ever need to know.

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