1. It’s 2AM on the weekend, and you are not home. You are more than likely:
dead in a ditch covered with petrol
2. What’s the last thing you spent more than $100 on?
car insurance. grrrrrr
3. What do your bank checks look like?
4. Where did the shirt you are currently wearing come from?
hot topic in denver
5. Name something that is on your Christmas wish list
peace and love for all mankind. Not really. Fuck that. A car would be good though
6. What color is your toothbrush?
7. Name something you collect.
Ouija boards. And dust.
8. Last restaurant you ate at?
Legal Seafood in Boston. Nowhere in fucking Reno that’s for sure.
9. Last person you bought a Birthday card for?
10. What is your worst bad habit?
that is almost a double negative you cretin. So, I’m gonna say grammer.
11. Name a magazine you subscribe to?
12. Your favorite pizza toppings?
13. Who’s number were you looking up the last time you used a phone book?
Who the hell uses a phonebook? Google!
14. Who is the person that you love most?
15. What is the last thing you cooked?
Baked Ziti with a ricotta cheese, garlic and mushroom sauce.
16. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy used?
17. Which shoe do you put on first?
18. What is the last thing you remember losing?
my mind. I think it’s under the couch though
19. What is the ugliest piece of furniture in your house?
the tv/stereo cabinet
20. Last thing you bought and ended up returning?
21. What perfume/cologne do you wear?
Coco Chanel or Opium
22. Your favorite board game?
I hate board games since I used to sell them in my store
23. Last board game you played?
24. Where did your vehicle come from?
a fucking retard
25. If a movie was made about your life what would the theme song be?
over my head
26. You’re sad, who can cheer you up easily?
~c or ~t or ~j
27. What was the color of the bridesmaid dresses of the last wedding you went to?
who does that kind of crap at my age? Most are on marriage number 2 and 3 these days.
28. What house cleaning chore do you hate to do the most?
Scrubbing the floors. I keep wrecking my stockings in that French maid outfit.
29. What is your favorite way to eat chicken?
30. It is your birthday. You hope the cake is?
filled with men!
By: The Shins
Release date: 23 January, 2007