So if you’ve read any of my older posts -going back 3 or 4 years- you’ll notice some pointless surveys mixed amongst the other detritus of my mind.
Since it’s been months since my last post this is a warm-up to try and get myself back into the groove of writing. Yeah it’s a knock-off quickie (Mmmmm quickie) but it’s something.
There’s a great blog that Celluloid Blonde turned me on to today. It gave me the inspiration to re-activate the wordpress machine. If you’re a screenwriter you’ll dig this. If you’re an amateur writer you’ll dig this. If you have ANY brains at all you’ll dig this.
Twenty Questions with Absolutoly No Coherent Theme
1. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles While Stoned
2. Have you ever vacuumed the house in your underwear?
WTF is underwear?
3. Do you secretly like disco?
Do you secretly like Screamo?
4. Have you ever had a monster under your bed?
Does my ex-husband count?
5. Coke or Pepsi?
6. If you thought you could get away with it, would you?
Yes. I have finely honed instincts of preservation
7. If you thought you would get caught, would you anyway?
No. I have finely honed instincts of preservation
8. Do you have an adventure fantasy? If yes, what is it?
It involves leather and restraints
9. You’ve lost everything. Do you lie, beg, borrow or steal to get it back?
You phrase this as if it’s THEORETICAL. Sheesh.
10. You’re driving too fast thru a residential neighborhood. A dog and a fat man are crossing the street from opposite directions. You have to hit one to avoid hitting the other. Who gets run over?
Aim for the Fat dude, use him as a cue ball and take out the dog
11. Are you saving that morsel of food that is stuck in your teeth for a special occasion?
No. It’s for you.
12. If you were invisible, where would you hang out?
I am invisible dimwit
13. You are drunk as a skunk. Do you ride A) a mechanical bull B) a stolen motorcycle C) A butt ugly member of the opposite sex
14. Are we human? Or are we dancer?
We are Devo
15. A train leaves NYC at 2PM EST, heading west at 140mph. A plane leaves LA at the exact same time, heading east at 700mph. Where’s Waldo?
Fixing my goddamned dinner so I don’t miss the connection in Denver
16. You’re standing butt naked on a street corner. Are you A) a pervert B) waiting for the bus C) The Emperor
17. What is the color of love?
Black. Just like my heart.
18. Will Michael Jackson be allowed into Rock & Roll Heaven?
They have stricter immigration laws there
19. In one word or less, describe your nose.
It smells terrible –rim shot-
20. Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?
Only if I’m very very lucky.