Dammit forgot the offensive part! Joke is only funny if you’re a Hebe

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Muslims and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’

The Muslims asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’
‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Honor thy Father and
Mother.’
‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The Mexicans also wanted
an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not
steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit
adultery.’
‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments..’

‘Commandments?’ they said, ‘How much are they?’
‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’

7 thoughts on “Dammit forgot the offensive part! Joke is only funny if you’re a Hebe

  1. apropos this joke; i like Michener’s comment – “the jews aren’t god’s chosen people – they volunteered.” (i’m 1/2 hebe so i can write this) . i just added your blog to my latest post the VBA award thing…it’s sorta like warhol’s 15 minutes deal…eventually everyone gets one. continue girl, continue…

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