Annual Gluttonous Genocide Gala!

Or as we call it here in the U.S….. Thanksgiving!

rocky horror thanksgiving

I plan on celebrating with a Marie Calendar’s Pot Pie (not that kind of pot.  Just as well as there are no Doritos or Mountain Dew in the house), a few Frescas and later something stronger. Something a lot stronger. That originates in Ireland. Reminds me, there are a few beers in the fridge.
Hold on. Be right back.

Ah, that’s better. So readers eat, drink, be merry. Or if you’re Eddie Izzard be Mary -rim shot-.
For any seriously moronic people get some sleep in too.. you’ll need it. After all, come  Midnight you’ll be in line at Wal-Mart or Macy’s waiting to save that 25 cents on socks!

Miss my daughter but she’ll have a good day with her dad and old friends from High School. I plan on a good day as well.

So let’s all bless our country’s founders, their unswerving commitment to eradicating all of the indigenous people, and of course that greatest of American traditions: A parade!
Wait that’s not it. Over-Eating! yep that’s the phrase.

Pro-tip: Now is the perfect time of year to take up a new hobby. I personally recommend Bulimia.
Easy to learn, a lifetime to master.

Happy Thanksgiving!

~Miss R

11 thoughts on “Annual Gluttonous Genocide Gala!

  1. For the aspiring bulimic or even the casual vomiter, I might recommend the unholy trinity of Turducken. It’s oh so birdtastic, it should have been commended the first time around.

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    • Thank you my friend. True praise coming from you. Enjoy the left-overs…or remainders as they may be known.
      gonna switch to serious gourmet cooking tonight: Hebrew National hot dogs covered with home-made chili (can’t be beat -recommended by friends on both coasts, takes all day to make and NO FUCKING BEANS) with my hand sliced cured jalapenos. Just add Ale. Come by for dinner if you’re in the area.
      Your wit and talent are welcome. A 1928 Knabe 3/4 Grand here to welcome you as well as a roaring fire.
      Thank you again for cruising by.

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