Or as we call it here in the U.S….. Thanksgiving!
I plan on celebrating with a Marie Calendar’s Pot Pie (not that kind of pot. Just as well as there are no Doritos or Mountain Dew in the house), a few Frescas and later something stronger. Something a lot stronger. That originates in Ireland. Reminds me, there are a few beers in the fridge.
Hold on. Be right back.
Ah, that’s better. So readers eat, drink, be merry. Or if you’re Eddie Izzard be Mary -rim shot-.
For any seriously moronic people get some sleep in too.. you’ll need it. After all, come Midnight you’ll be in line at Wal-Mart or Macy’s waiting to save that 25 cents on socks!
Miss my daughter but she’ll have a good day with her dad and old friends from High School. I plan on a good day as well.
So let’s all bless our country’s founders, their unswerving commitment to eradicating all of the indigenous people, and of course that greatest of American traditions: A parade!
Wait that’s not it. Over-Eating! yep that’s the phrase.
Pro-tip: Now is the perfect time of year to take up a new hobby. I personally recommend Bulimia.
Easy to learn, a lifetime to master.