60 thoughts on “You Can’t Make This Up: Episode 68

    • Oh yeah! Remember the newspaper photo and article that was floating around the net a few years back? A witnesses to an accident (if I remember correctly) told the reporter his name was Mike Hunt and his friend, the other witness, gave the name Ben Dover. The newspaper printed it.

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  1. A friend just informed me it’s actually a Photoshop from a Louis C.K skit. The name was actually Faber.
    Was SO hoping that Edward was right and this was a killer troll.
    Mongo sad.
    Still giving props to the ‘Shopper that did the name switch.

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  2. BUT, this is actually not too far off the mark. My former boss, who is ten years my junior but then years her own junior mentally and self-sanctified within an inch of her delusional life, is actually considering divorcing her husband on the grounds of adultery and abandonment. How did he commit adultery? ….wait for it…..wait for it……. she caught him with a Hustler. This ties in nicely with the abandonment issue. Yes he abandoned her…by BEING DEPLOYED TO AFGHANISTAN.

    Jesus!

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    • Why are these people allowed to live? They’re stealing our precious oxygen.
      Great story! Sad that it’s f’ing true.
      Maybe someone should tell that porn is better when you share it with your partner!
      Can only say congratulations that this is your FORMER boss -shudder-

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  3. Must… Not… Laugh… Fuck it, that’s funny right there.

    On a serious note, please no hating of the Christians. Christians should be celebrated for without them we wouldn’t have so much comedy e.g

    I know you wanna sign up Miss R

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    • Null, this freakish ad has been playing a LOT over here in the States recently. Best part is that they contraindicate themselves about god’s will and you taking the reigns -as opposed to waiting for god’s will.
      I think the point is: You can’t masturbate, you can’t have sex out of wedlock. Just pay us already so you can finally lose your f**king virginity.
      Am guessing they’re running this idiocy in the UK as well?

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      • Yuh huh, laugh my ass off every time I see it. Different visuals but the same words. Prefer the US version though, I mean who else would admit to someone’s parents wanting a boy (Jackqueline? Seriously?). Although for Jenners13 I’d consider bashing the bible rather than the bishop, she fiiiiiine!

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  4. Would laugh louder if she were a blind Fapper 🙄

    I hope when I’m at the Pearly Gates, St Peter isn’t out there with a megaphone telling all the masturbators to stand to one side. That would be embarrassing, especially if I had to put my hand up in front of God 😯

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  5. I’ve never heard the word Fapper before so didn’t see what was so funny till I read further on. I was taking not of “Take note of the station that put this on the air… and didn’t notice” But I couldn’t see what was funny about Fox either…
    We’re a bit slow here in Tasmania

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  6. Hmm… How wicked…
    BTW – Are you having
    a nice Valentine’s Day
    and Evening? 🙂

    I do hope so my friend 🙂

    Androgoth Xx

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    • Getting through this annual Single Awareness Day. All alone Androgoth, but took a nice warm shower, have some chocolate in reserve to get through the dark sad night, and my trusty Persian, Lizzie Borden, is here to guard against any beasties.

      Hope you are having a nice day and eve yourself my dear.

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      • Yes I could just eat one of those chocolates
        of yours about now 🙂 Do get nice and comfy
        and the night will pass very nicely my friend 🙂

        Perhaps a chilled glass of
        the red stuff would be nice? 🙂

        Androgoth Xx

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