Fuckin’ A Friday!

so kinky wrong greeting card

As Friday Foolishness has been usurped by El Guapo, and Friday Follies™ by Red, we here at YoYo-Dyne present: Fucking A Fridays! As this blog will never see the light of the Freshly Pressed page (some wargarble regarding  inappropriate language) this seemed the only possible title available.

As your Bi-Polar and Bi-Coastal host it’s a toss-up to see if this weekly posting can be kept alive. Or, at least zombified. This column is dedicated to Miss R’s Weekly Weirdest/Most Disturbing/Funniest/Offensive/Musical Best of the Interwebs.  The list is limited to graphics and videos viewed during the preceding week.

WARNING: All have the potential to amuse, amaze, agitate, alliterate (didn’t see that coming did you), nauseate, masturbate or Sharon Tate. No Refunds. All Rice Must be consumed with Nigiri orders. You Must Be This Tall To Ride. One Coupon Per Table.

Okay Roll ‘em!

Mr_Noodle

Hell On Heels –Poppin’ Pills

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Below is a shiny video courtesy of Mr. Autin from his homage to El Guapo

die alone

shit glitter

homeless warehouse whore

Hope you’ve enjoyed this inspirational quote to begin your weekend. Until next time…
~Miss R

49 thoughts on “Fuckin’ A Friday!

  1. Welcome to the Friday Fraternity!!! Awesome with sauce. I was giggling before I got here. The meme at the top made its way across my tele about Wednesday.

    I LOVE the YouTube still. Priceless. Fabbo! I am going to have place to get all the crap for my deviant buddies who do not have enough class to surf the sphere.

    Muah!!! Much love, chica.

    xxx

    Should I set an alarm, so I can remind you when it is Thursday? 😛

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  2. A new goal for saving money.. that is ..um.. if I had that much just to throw on the counter I would get it just for a conversation piece.. put it..in my medicine cabinet – or- guys snoop right ? I mean when they take a leak they open thecabinet and drawers.. quick like – imagine – if you had one of those .. and ya know thats how he found it… what a poopyposition he is in now.. and I would laugh..so it wouldnt b as much fun as if you could keep a straight face and make digs that get him thinking and ..i might have too much time on my hands at the present moment..
    :-/ funny stuff there Miss R. 🙂

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    • Thank you! You’re right about the snooping thing. Be a good way to vet potential boyfriends…… hmm, over dessert I could mention I’ve heard his shit doesn’t stink, in fact it’s golden.
      Just a thought.

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    • Thanks Guap. agree with you on the tune. Lyrics cracked me up and I wasn’t aware of the band prior to finding this.
      Say, think I left a wooden crate in that warehouse. There’s a swastika stenciled on the outside. Let me know if you find it would ‘ya? Just don’t open the thing….

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      • NO DO NOT OPEN IT EL GUAPO
        or you will be transported back in time
        and believe me you don’t want to be
        stranded in between all those goose
        stepping morons 😦 Have fun Guap 🙂

        Oh yes and I hope that your Birthday
        Presents are, erm to your liking 🙂 lmao

        Androgoth

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  3. I know you are a wicked girlie Miss. R but let’s draw the line at Shit Glitter 😦 lmao Can you imagine all the sparkles glinting away around My Gothic Realm if I let those Zombies loose with a new batch of SGMYP capsules? 😦 Oh sorry that just means ‘Shit Glitter Makes You Puke’ and with the horrid things that they eat you had better believe it 😦 lol

    This is a truly wicked and excellent pos5ting and HOW could I have missed it? 😦 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no updates for one but then that is my fault due to the settings I have on my Space… Okay poor excuse but true 🙂 Right lass get the bubbly out we are going to have Champagne and Chocolate for breakfast…

    How do you mean is that served in bed? 🙂 Well of course it is but don’t be telling anyone or else? 😉 🙂 lmao Okay time for pouring it into those tall glasses so watch those bubbles 🙂

    Have a super-doooooper-start to your Monday Miss. R 😉 🙂

    Andro xxx

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      • Yes it was cold, morbid, creepy, and sort of fanbloodytastic too, in a ghoulish sort of way
        of course 😉 🙂 I am just cracking open another bottle are you ready for it? 🙂 The Champagne too 🙂 lol

        Have a wickedly exciting Tuesday Miss. R 🙂

        Andro xxx

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    • Fuck yeah Loon! WP is all about freedom of speech… as long as that speech is covered by their censors and editors.
      As we know, a little cussing goes a long way.
      A lot of cussing actually makes the damned point though!

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