Fuckin’ A Fridays: Zombie Edition

It’s Fuckin’ A Fridays!
Resurrected for your enjoyment. Now With More Brrraaaaains

Eternal pursuit of happiness

This week’s Interweb assemblage has been garnered via hours of intensive research. avoidance of the human race, procrastination (designing a new header for the blog), physically taxing duties (returning texts) and resisting the incursion and retreat of De Gaulle. And his bladder.

All the while sparing no expense, and at the risk of great bodily harm. Yes!
Dangerously and precariously balanced on the table next to Laptop Command Central totters the aging, dusty and cat hair entombed Stack of Death. A horrifying site of deforestation comprised of collection notices, medical bills, pleas for donations (sucks to be you), credit card offers from banks unaware of Miss R’s credit score, SSD paperwork, Medicare paperwork, and the abomination of them all: a six by 9 inch stack of papers, scraps of papers, and plasticized pieces of paper we like to call To Be Filed.

Never venturing far from YoYo-Dyne’s Secret Underground Bunker located somewhere in Reno, underground, here are the funniest and most amusingly WTF items uncovered this week.

einstein funnySource

Have finally managed to save time when visitors come by and want to ‘play’ my piano

How to play Jaws

Read one of those ubiquitous online directives ‘Pick up the book closest to you. Turn to Page 45. The first complete sentence describes your sex life for 2013.’  What I found was “Don’t hold your breath trying to get through.” How do it know?!

pulp fiction memeSource

That’s it for today. Tune in next week for the continuing saga ‘Getting Off Your Adorable Ass and Accomplishing Something Creative.’ Followed by our new segment ‘Defenestration, Power Bills, and You!’

~Miss R

49 thoughts on “Fuckin’ A Fridays: Zombie Edition

            • Tony has a new album coming out! Heard a few of the cuts. The guy is a consummate musician, as well as writer, actor, etc etc lol.
              I too wish he’d begin posting again. Know he was incredibly busy writing the TV pilots for many months.
              He’s going on tour with his new band soon. How hysterical would it be to see him play, and afterwards just sneak up and give him a hug hahahaha.

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                • Am sure Tony, like most savyy musicians, will avoid Reno heh. It’s a big deal when The Who come though here and play.
                  WTF? Do these guys need money for new walkers?
                  Seriously, a lot of indie musicians, jazz bands and classical artists play San Francisco and Sacramento instead
                  The former a 5-6 hour drive, the latter a 3 hour ride. Sometimes we get lucky and there are shows at the casinos in Lake Tahoe, only an hour drive. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy is playing there June 1st, Ben Folds (fave musician of all time) played there in February and The Shins were at the Monte Bleu, formerly Caesars, a week ago. Steely Dan normally hits Tahoe in the summer.

                  We DO get music in Reno, and have been lucky to catch Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie,The New Orleans Jazz Orchestra, Franz Ferdinand (my daughter’s fave as a young teen) and many others. We just don’t get the variety and number of acts that once put Reno on their tour schedule.
                  Tony is an amazing pianist himself. If I’m lucky enough to catch his show am just happy I’ll be belting out a hello instead of belting down a Scotch 😉

                  Let’s get Tony’s schedule. We’ll plan a get together and night out. Better contact El Guapo as well 🙂

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  1. Ugh, I was always seeing that crap on Facebook before I left it . . . again. Einstein believed in God and he was a geniussss. Yeah, I’m sure he pooped too, wtf who cares? Love that version, though.

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    • Yeah it cracked (crapped?) me up too. Ready to leave FB again as well. Reason you mentioned plus another. Wasting too many classic snarky lines for the plebes there. Need to concentrate that insanity for the appreciate insane.

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    • Bob, you need to take your movie impersonations on the road. Note you always pick just the right lines as preludes to your artwork posts. That was a killer Vincent, as it were 😉

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  2. *clumbs down from crazy tree, shuffles towards you and pokes you with a twig* Alive. Good. More quackers than a pillow cover full of ducks on meth? Also good. Much love and bearings (but in a good way, not an LAPD way)

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    • Thank you Hook!! Try to keep it all original here. Sometimes though, I just gotta share a wonderful image of dark humored tastiness. The Pulp Fiction meme was a serious laugh. Wish I’d have come up with that.

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  3. Hey what a wicked posting this one is and another thing I hope that you
    are not tucking into any of that BBQ Dick this evening Miss. R, you know
    the one with the extra sauce 🙂 lmao

    Andro xxxx

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    • Andro, I know those nutty Brits actually consume spotted dick. In fact, it’s sold at a few of the high end markets here. In a can. For uneducated Americans to laugh at. Personally, I merely guffaw when seeing for sale.
      You know, I recently read that some special sauce is a natural anti-depressant. This may explain my down-side mood for the past year or so

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      • Yes well it does have properties that no other woman need know about, or care about for that matter but now that you have mentioned it, erm what was it that we were talking about again? 🙂 lmao

        Okay just bide your time, be good and it will all come to you sooner rather than later I know that, actually I think that I will rephrase that or someone might get the wrong idea 🙂 Spotted Dick indeed 🙂 lol

        Right I am out of here before someone
        says something naughty 🙂 lol Yes YOU 🙂

        Andro xxxx

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  4. Dude, like the cat on the Ouija. Rad – thanks for stopping by my shop, today! Just got out of a week in Vegas for work. Just got the hatchet out of my head. Better to keep it in, or you’ll let the brains/blood out.

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    • Thank YOU for stopping by. Loved the piece you wrote and happy I found your site.
      Good to know other people appreciate a nice ouija-cat graphic! I enjoy designing things like that when the hatchet is released from my head -grin-. Sure, brains are messy but you have to break a few eggs right?

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      • That’s awesome. Life is good. Going to pour a beer in my coffee mug and walk around the cul-de-sac now. Peace out Miss R!

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